Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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They didn't have enough pitchers.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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Derive, derive, derive!

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive