Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.