Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What's math?

people who give 110%

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.