How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!