How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)