How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.