How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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There are poodles everywhere!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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