Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen