Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.