Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
Because they don't have attachments!
A dumbell
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
A half hour of begging.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
