What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!