What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.