How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.