How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals