What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.