What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

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