What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.