Oven Mitt Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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High G.

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He didn't like Chinese food.

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Drops it like it's hot.

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Starving.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Cuz theres a clock on the microwave