Oven Mitt Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops