How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.