Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.