Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!