Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!