Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.