It was a work of friction.
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There was too much friction.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Because it says "concentrate"
Pulp friction.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Tartar sauce!
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
A waist of paper.
In the non-friction section.
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
Absolutely nun
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
A nun falling down the stairs
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
