Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u