What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

free coli

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."