It was a work of friction.
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Damn, son. It's about time!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Cause it had a hard drive.
You get the picture.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The New York jets.
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OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
A lightbulb.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Antique farm equipment.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Einsteins
E=MC U L8R
They both have Sandy Claws.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.