Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.