Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)