Only one in a million actually works.
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
a Filipino
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
