How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.