What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.