Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Dataset Jokes More Dataset Jokes

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

San Jokes More San Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!