Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?