Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Nailed it
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Green paint.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
A clothes hanger.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
A hue man.
Harambre
