Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Different Color Jokes More Different Color Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it