What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.