Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How old are your kids?

kids "

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Hunch Jokes More Hunch Jokes