Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Hunch Jokes More Hunch Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame