Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame