What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine