What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.