What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.