What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Rust Jokes More Rust Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot