What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside