What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d