When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!