When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally