When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.