What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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It was a work of friction.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.