Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!