Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.