How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.