How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!