How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!