How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.