How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive