How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?

Make it Tso!

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.