How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive