Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.