What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.