What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.