What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.