Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.