How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.