How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.