Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.