Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.