Denial. Myself included.
The punchline is too long.
People got lit and turnt.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Minnesota.
A welfare Czech.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because they are never included in anything.
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because she was queen of denial.
