Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler