Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.