Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.