What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof