Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!