Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.