Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.