Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*