Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.