Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.