Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached